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fallontonight:

Jimmy bans dancing when Kevin Bacon visits The Tonight Show

Miss last night’s episode? We’ve got it for you here.

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fallontonight:

Truth or Truth with Stephen Colbert [x]

Stephen Colbert tells Jimmy his biggest secrets.

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scaenica:

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I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

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comedycentral:

"Be sure to label your envelope, ‘Campaign Contributions,’ so you know that he’ll read it." -Stephen Colbert

collegehumor:

Somebody Took A Mormon Anti-Masturbation Video And Set It To 50 Cent. And It Works.

I hope you don’t plan on being productive for the rest of the day, because the internet is about to muck that up. 

First things first, Jehovah’s Witnesses do not want people to be jerking it, especially deaf people. Probably because the risk of somebody walking in on them is even greater, and that’s just going to be awkward for everyone. (There’s no telling how many times Annie Sullivan walked in on Helen Keller mid-diddle…)

Second, Mr. Stormeh dubbed 50 Cent’s “In Da Club” over the anti-masturbation video and what we have is your new go-to dance for any social event from here on out. Watch the video

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

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flexsays:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

flexsays:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

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Water War with Lindsay Lohan

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